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  1. 04-28-2015, 08:37 PM #1711
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJC View Post
    The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places

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    If not for spell check, I might not be able to spell eloquence, but I can definately spot it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB52 View Post
    If not for spell check, I might not be able to spell eloquence, but I can definately spot it.
    Thanks for the great quote!
    Yeah, I agree. Wid out it im a deafanite mess of a writer. Wid out word check and the diksionary Id be totally igorant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB52 View Post
    If not for spell check, I might not be able to spell eloquence, but I can definately spot it.
    Thanks for the great quote!
    In all of my years I've only seen (eloquence) twice;

    Once at The Seattle Zoo and the other was at a Circus.

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    ""Counting your blessings is a healthy activity, but when you start to identify each of them, take DNA samples and give them names, your OCD is kicking in again. You might want to consider getting professional help.""
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    Code brown is a plugged toilet where I work.
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