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03-13-2015, 10:34 PM #1611
Ain't that the truth and he don't get ary uneremployment 'surance needer! If he'da got offen his dead A$$ once nor twice't He'da beena rich man!
Originally Posted by rlmnshvstr8
Don't you love it when you can't fire the only employee when they don't pull their weight and the management has to suffer later. LOL.
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03-14-2015, 03:59 AM #161250 year str. shaver
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03-14-2015, 04:06 AM #161350 year str. shaver
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I created a new word...plagiarism.
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Who loves you the most?
Your wife/girlfriend or your dog? Here's a simple way to find out...
Lock them both in a shed or the boot(trunk) of your car for an hour. When you let them out, see which one is pleased to see you!
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It sounds like you have some experience in the matter. Originally Posted by wayne394
Geezer likes this.A fool flaunts what wisdom he thinks he has, while a wise man will show that he is wise silently.
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I think a lot of the reaction depend on how much duct tape was used and how tight the zip ties were…
Now the 50 shades fans... like the foreplay… so YMMV...Geezer likes this.
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03-19-2015, 03:48 PM #1619Senior Member
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So my bride was cycling though the TV channels and sees a show titled “Killing Bigfoot” and says, “Oh look, O’Reilly must have a new book out”
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03-19-2015, 04:04 PM #1620
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