Ain't that the truth and he don't get ary uneremployment 'surance needer! If he'da got offen his dead A$$ once nor twice't He'da beena rich man!
Cheerz
~Richard
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. I practice my theory.
I'm amphibious, I shave with both hands.
I created a new word...plagiarism.
Who loves you the most?
Your wife/girlfriend or your dog? Here's a simple way to find out...
Lock them both in a shed or the boot(trunk) of your car for an hour. When you let them out, see which one is pleased to see you!
I think a lot of the reaction depend on how much duct tape was used and how tight the zip ties were…
Now the 50 shades fans... like the foreplay… so YMMV...
People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining."
-- Stephen Hawking,
theoretical physicist
So my bride was cycling though the TV channels and sees a show titled “Killing Bigfoot” and says, “Oh look, O’Reilly must have a new book out”
Carping is not fishing