Thread: Quip Of The Day

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roflmao

Originally Posted by rolodave

Very, very sad.

reminds me of the time my son and I went to the bait shop and bought 10 items at $0.25 each.
The clerk used a calculator to figure 10x25.

Hey,,,, hey ,,,,, I would have needed one to for that too,,, we're not all math wizzes here,,,,

Originally Posted by Utopian

Agreed, that is very disturbing, and it reminds me of a story as well. In the 90's I ran a lab that had an overconfident elitist spoiled lazy (ok, I admit it, I did not have a good opinion of her) employee who thought her Master's degree somehow made her better than everyone else. I asked her to dilute a partial bottle of 15% media, that I no longer needed, down to a concentration of 10%. An hour later when I came back, she was still writing out her calculations. She finally gave up and left it for me to do.

She should have just poured 5% out,,,

Originally Posted by Hirlau

Hey,,,, hey ,,,,, I would have needed one to for that too,,, we're not all math wizzes here,,,,

Not only that, some of us can't even wizz proper.

Oh I can wizz proper,,, I just have to wizz too much,,,,,,,,,,

Better than being wizened......

Blackadder to Baldrick:

"Baldrick, your head is as empty as a eunuchs underpants !!"

Originally Posted by Hirlau

I'd marry her in a heart beat,,, ,,, cause there's no way in hell she could figure out where I'm getting all this shave equipment& I'd just put a small deer crossing sign on the door to the Shave Den,,,,,

Did not think of that.

An excellent plan, John.

Ill habits gather by unseen degrees, as brooks make rivers, rivers run to seas."
-- Ovid,
poet

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