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    The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming...
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    If a man talks in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    "Don't know...Why does a thong and tattoos make an elephant sexy?"
    Nothing better than a tramp stamp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Nothing better than a tramp stamp.
    If they look good...Have you ever noticed that most of them do not...just sayin

    no offense to anyone whose women has one, I sure its smokin f**kin hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    If a man talks in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
    he never is, and only says so to keep her from nagging
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mafuzul View Post
    If they look good...Have you ever noticed that most of them do not...just sayin

    no offense to anyone whose women has one, I sure its smokin f**kin hot.
    Not a fan of tats on women in most cases, but the tramp stamp has a special place of dislike for me personally, especially 10-15 years after, when they go from saying, "Pretty Lady" and fade and sag to something like, "Pretty Scary"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming...
    It's NOT "nothing" and, as it turns out, women generally aren't “just fine” when they say they are.  If she says that, your choices are to run, run like hell, or to wait it out.  She'll explode eventually, and then by god, you'll know what you supposedly did wrong.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    It's NOT "nothing" and, as it turns out, women generally aren't “just fine” when they say they are.* If she says that, your choices are to run, run like hell, or to wait it out.* She'll explode eventually, and then by god, you'll know what you supposedly did wrong.


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    Took me years, but I finally figured out what the female, "F-Word" is...."FINE!", usually accompanied by crossed arms and pursed lips....when you get to that stage, things like gravity, mathematics, the laws of thermodynamics, and time itself cease to have any relevant meaning in the Universe you now find yourself in - alone and afraid.
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    The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him!
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    Hell hath no fury, as a woman scorened.....period
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