Thread: Quip Of The Day

Ignore one word!

Originally Posted by outback

Hell hath no fury, as a woman scorened.....period

Its a sukubis

Originally Posted by Phrank

Took me years, but I finally figured out what the female, "F-Word" is...."FINE!", usually accompanied by crossed arms and pursed lips....when you get to that stage, things like gravity, mathematics, the laws of thermodynamics, and time itself cease to have any relevant meaning in the Universe you now find yourself in - alone and afraid.

Today I'm as inspired and motivated as the designer of the Japanese flag.


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Tack

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.


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Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.


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Tack

Ahh, shave you

PMS should just be called ovary-acting.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

PMS should just be called ovary-acting.


rs,
Tack

I just shared that one with my wife and she loved it.

44. What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick!

Not that I dislike women...I enjoy them on my terms, It is just that I leave them to someone else to deal with....

You know what your gettin' from the pitbull but not the PMS woman

Originally Posted by Geezer

44. What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick!

Not that I dislike women...I enjoy them on my terms, It is just that I leave them to someone else to deal with....

I come from a small town whose population never changed.&nbnsp; Every time a woman got pregnant, somebody left town.


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Tack