Thread: Quip Of The Day

Any day you can walk out of an ER can be classed as a win!
~Richard

Originally Posted by MisterClean

For enough money I'll stop telling these bad jokes.

And Buy My Good Lookin MisterClean Self A New Stetson Change My Picture And Tell Funny Jokes For Another Year!!!!!!Ty

Not exactly a quip, but made me laugh here in North Carolina!

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
Me: I am too honest.
Interviewer: I don't think that's a weakness.
Me: You think I care what you think?

Originally Posted by Porl

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
Me: I am too honest.
Interviewer: I don't think that's a weakness.
Me: You think I care what you think?

Story of my life!
~Richard

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Sorry but I just had to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ETlTZoF1E

Somebody Asked Outback Last Night If He Was Hangin Out With Addison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yep!!!!!!!!!!!Ty

It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes.

~Richard

Originally Posted by Geezer

It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes.

~Richard

I thought that was only in the warmer weather?

Originally Posted by Geezer

It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes.

~Richard

I used this one multiple times at work today and it never failed to get a good response.

Don't worry I quoted you and gave you credit!

Did you hear about the Fatman who got his shoes shined?

He had to take the guy's word for it.....