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  1. 01-31-2017, 02:06 AM #3191
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    The old goats didn't have GPS.
    This one neither!
    ~Richard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    This one neither!
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    Are you parked right in front of the computer?????
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    Lookin' through the cell door.....

    Ok 32...the cell fone doorway to the wurld!!
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    Don't think I can like this............
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    Are you parked right in front of the computer?????
    Why yes, Tim, yes I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Lookin' through the cell door.....
    You didn't say which side of the door you are on. In '83, first job I got after getting out of the
    Corps was night jailer for the local yokels. I got to see a bunch of my old friends around 2:00 am
    when the bars closed for the night, har!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panama60 View Post
    Why yes, Tim, yes I am.

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    You didn't say which side of the door you are on. In '83, first job I got after getting out of the
    Corps was night jailer for the local yokels. I got to see a bunch of my old friends around 2:00 am
    when the bars closed for the night, har!
    Similar job I had after the Navy...But I was the one what had to get them into the car!!

    Ok 32...the cell fone doorway to the wurld!!

    ~Richard
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    This one works best in written form...

    Remember no matter how kind you think you are, German children will always be kinder.
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    From a Valentine's Day meme I received...

    Roses are for vases
    lotion's for the skin
    you will be my Valentine
    or get the hose again.
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    Didn't buy a lottery ticket yesterday... Won $12

    Sent from a moto x far far away...
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    Chuck is always good for a laugh and this one is new to me.

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