Thread: Quip Of The Day

Heard a rumour that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, even worse, if you play them forwards, they install Windows...

Wasn't very popular as a youngster...Even my imaginary friend preferred to play with the other children..

Old joke I had to dredge up again...

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.

"You start tomorrow. Ill come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.

"How many sales did you make today?"

Kid says, "One."

Boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"

Kid says "$201,237.64.

Boss says "201,237.64?? What the heck did you sell?"

Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat; we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Mercedes would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him an Escalade."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, your weekends shot, you might as well go fishing."

Not really what they meant, but...

Easy, just follow the instructions.....

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I don't know if you guys have seen the 'Motivational' Posters where there's two sets of foot prints along a beach and then only one or such. The message is that God had picked you up and carried you when there weren't two sets of prints.

I do believe that God does help us even when we don't know that He does, but I found this very funny. The look on the guys face in the second frame is what makes it funny.

SOAB...I need a drink...

The hotties of the temperance movement? I'm not certain they got the effect they were seeking.

Originally Posted by Grazor

SOAB...I need a drink...

There isn't that much liquor in the country.....