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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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05-01-2017, 09:22 PM #3211
Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb....
She liked it medium rare."The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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05-01-2017, 09:54 PM #3212
Mary had a little lamb.
The doctor fainted!Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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05-01-2017, 10:30 PM #3213
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey
When along came a spider who sat down beside her and said:
"What's in the bowl Beech?"Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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05-07-2017, 10:22 PM #3214
Started a vegetarian diet. So far, my favorite vegetarians are cows.....
Sent from my SCH-I545 using TapatalkLast night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas..........
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05-07-2017, 10:26 PM #3215
Old saying, "you are what you eat !"
glad my testosterone gave out before that happened.
~RichardLast edited by Geezer; 05-07-2017 at 11:18 PM.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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06-03-2017, 10:26 PM #3216
The story of my life.....Freddie
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06-03-2017, 10:39 PM #3217
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06-03-2017, 10:45 PM #3218
I don't know if Andrew Dice Clay can get the credit. As I heard that way back in about '70.
It was going around about the same time as this;
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone
But when she bent over, o'le Rover took over
(probably shouldn't finish that one)Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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06-03-2017, 10:48 PM #3219
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Thanked: 3795OK, then I guess Andrew was the plagiarist! He was the first one I heard do both of those nursery rhymes.
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06-03-2017, 11:01 PM #3220
Ever hear Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Carols?? Here's a couple
Get a job you bum bum bum bum
Money don't grow on trees you bum bum bum bum
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
CLAP! So I left her!
He does them year round at his shows. There's a ton more of them.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X