Thread: Quip Of The Day

Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb....
She liked it medium rare.

Mary had a little lamb.
The doctor fainted!

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey
When along came a spider who sat down beside her and said:
"What's in the bowl Beech?"

Started a vegetarian diet. So far, my favorite vegetarians are cows.....

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Old saying, "you are what you eat !"
glad my testosterone gave out before that happened.
~Richard

The story of my life.....

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey
When along came a spider who sat down beside her and said:
"What's in the bowl Beech?"

You forgot to credit that to the Dice Man.

Originally Posted by Utopian

You forgot to credit that to the Dice Man.

I don't know if Andrew Dice Clay can get the credit. As I heard that way back in about '70.

It was going around about the same time as this;

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone
But when she bent over, o'le Rover took over

(probably shouldn't finish that one)

OK, then I guess Andrew was the plagiarist! He was the first one I heard do both of those nursery rhymes.

Ever hear Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Carols?? Here's a couple

Get a job you bum bum bum bum
Money don't grow on trees you bum bum bum bum
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

CLAP! So I left her!


He does them year round at his shows. There's a ton more of them.