Thread: Quip Of The Day

Notice that a friend received:

Happy Father's Day !

Dewey, Screwum and Howe, Attorneys for the plaintiff

__________________________________________________ ____________________



And, for the rest of youz, Happy Father's Day
~Richard

There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

" When all else fails, read the instructions! "

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

“Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Elbert Hubbard
Holds for teaching in general!

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Originally Posted by Geezer

Notice that a friend received:

Happy Father's Day !

Dewey, Screwum and Howe, Attorneys for the plaintiff

__________________________________________________ ____________________



And, for the rest of youz, Happy Father's Day
~Richard

At least it wasn't the firm of... Billfold & Scandle.

" Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life. "
Simon Weil