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  1. 06-07-2018, 10:52 AM #3671
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    “I'm in a hole because at some point I found a shovel and started digging. Maybe I should trade my shovels for ladders and start climbing.”
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    " I love mankind, it's people I cannot stand. "
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    “When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.”
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    Simple is best, all it takes to find a needle in a haystack is a magnet.
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    Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!

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    All it took was marriage to change my new wife from "Melancholy Baby" to Honey dew"
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    “One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
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    “If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.” --Mark Twain

    Update: Change "read the newspaper" to "watch the news media"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    “If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.” --Mark Twain

    Update: Change "read the newspaper" to "watch the news media"
    True words! Mark Twain was very insightful!!
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