“I'm in a hole because at some point I found a shovel and started digging. Maybe I should trade my shovels for ladders and start climbing.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough
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“I'm in a hole because at some point I found a shovel and started digging. Maybe I should trade my shovels for ladders and start climbing.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough
" I love mankind, it's people I cannot stand. "
Charles M. Schultz
“When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Simple is best, all it takes to find a needle in a haystack is a magnet.
Annon
Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
All it took was marriage to change my new wife from "Melancholy Baby" to Honey dew" :gaah:
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.” --Mark Twain
Update: Change "read the newspaper" to "watch the news media"