Quip Of The Day

**Dieseld** · 05-29-2018, 10:29 AM

"I may not be as strong as I think," the old man said. "But I know many tricks and I have resolution.”
― Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man and the Sea

**Geezer** · 05-29-2018, 12:07 PM

" Life begins when a person first realizes how soon it ends."
Marcellene Cox

**Tack** · 05-29-2018, 08:48 PM

"Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

**Utopian** · 05-29-2018, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by Tack

"Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

This should be tacked at the top of every internet forum.

**Dieseld** · 05-30-2018, 10:23 AM

“Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

**Geezer** · 05-30-2018, 11:33 AM

" I don't see much of Alfred anymore since he got interested in sex. "
Mrs, Alfred Kinsey

**Geezer** · 05-30-2018, 11:57 AM

Spoken of a local politician:

" He must be in the witless protection plan! "

~Richard

**jimdnp** · 05-30-2018, 04:32 PM

"If I knew at age 19 what I know now at age 65, I probably wouldn't be here... question is, where's here??"

**Grizzley1** · 05-31-2018, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by Utopian

A corollary to that would be...

Never mention a woman's baby bump before she mentions the pregnancy first.

Truer words have never been spoken.....

**Grizzley1** · 05-31-2018, 05:15 AM

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and everyone driving faster is an maniac?

George Carlin

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