Thread: Quip Of The Day

" I learned an awful lot from him by doing the opposite."
Cecile B. DeMill

"What a day. I get up and a button falls off… I pick up my briefcase and the handle falls off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."    --Rodney Dangerfield

“There is a reason life has put you in the current circumstances,
Life will always test you, it will always try to make you stronger.
Life only wants you to be better then you were yesterday.”
― Akash Lakhotia, World Hypnotized: Making of the Fuhrer

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time

- Robin Williams

"" Were there any justice in the world, non of us would be excepted from punishment.""
Anon

“Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

" The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the election."
ANON

"I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to."    --W.C. Fields

“A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

" Vengeance is always counter productive, besides it gets your soul all sticky!"

Lady Sally a character by Spider Robinson