Thread: Quip Of The Day

I work hard and pay my taxes
So wealthy people don't have to.

(Seen on a bumper sticker today)

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Fred Allen

Life is a beautiful thing, and a quiet Sunday morning sunrise just starts it off great

Me

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Steven Wright

Saw this at the end of an online article about dogs and their training:

There is no such thing as a good dog, only a good dog owner.

I found it interesting as for many a year I've said something similar:

There's no such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Saw this at the end of an online article about dogs and their training:

There is no such thing as a good dog, only a good dog owner.

I found it interesting as for many a year I've said something similar:

There's no such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners

As with many statements of extremes I believe the true answer is somewhere in the middle.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

Gore Vidal

Life is a storm that will test you unceasingly. Don’t wait for calm waters that may not arrive. Derive purpose from resilience. Learn to sail the raging sea.

Unknown

I Damn Near Forgot!!!!

'Hurray Hurray For the Eight of May!
It's National Outdoor Intercourse Day'!

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

Dr. Seuss