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  1. 04-23-2019, 01:47 PM #4721
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    Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

    Bill Murray
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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    "Knowledge, with reckless indifference to application, can be a destructive force beyond the foresight of decent men."
    --Penitent Scientist

    "Just because you can doesn't mean you should."
    --old English saying
    “You must unlearn what you have learned.”
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    A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

    Winston S. Churchill
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    One who stands on tiptoe
    doesn't stand firm.
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde
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    "If memory becomes a time machine, it no longer serves you as a window does."
    --Lost Time Traveler
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    Even movie projectors have a shutter to select and display individual snippets of life. Seems people do too! All depends on what one wants to view and direct.
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    What is something that you own but others use it more than you?




    Your first name.
    No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero
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    Why doesn't a crab like to share?



    Because he's "shellfish".
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    I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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    It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

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