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    Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

    Mark Twain
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    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
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    A friend of mine in Texas said his truck magically started showing the correct time on Sunday
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    When you arise in the morning think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    " Old age is the time of life when the body gets revenge for all the iniquities foisted upon it during youth."
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    Life always waits for some crisis to occur before revealing itself at its most brilliant.

    Paulo Coelho (Eleven Minutes)
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    " You go to the ballet and watch girls dancing on their tip toes, Why don't they just get taller girls? "

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    " My doctor said I was sound as a dollar. That scared the hell out of me!"

    Red Skelton
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    There is no education like adversity.

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    " The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka!', but That's funny ."
    Isaac Asimov
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