Thread: Quip Of The Day

Has Clint Eastwood always played the part of a cantankerous old bastard?

My son's question.

No, he used to play cantankerous young bastards.

My answer.

Life is not a problem. To look at it as a problem is to take a wrong step. It is a mystery to be lived, loved, experienced.

Osho

Prehistoric conversation--



First primitive man--"Damn snow keeps coming"

Second primitive man--"Don't worry it can't last forever"

This was at the start of the last Ice Age--

Dude dies and is at the pearly gates.
Talkin to the lord almighty himself he asks,
“Lord, is it true that a second to you is like a million years to us?”
Imagine James Earl Jones kinda voice,
“That is true my son”
The man replies,
“And is it also true lord that a mere penny to you would be like a million dollars to us?”
“Also true my son” replies the voice.
The man smiles broadly as he asks!
“Well lord, could you spare me a couple of pennies?”
A pause.
“Yes my son, just give me a minute.”

Cheers men.

" There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought."

- Laurence J. Peter.

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Prehistoric conversation--



First primitive man--"Damn snow keeps coming"

Second primitive man--"Don't worry it can't last forever"

This was at the start of the last Ice Age--

Well............Roy you say you're the Mastodon, is this really true?



Asking for a friend

Originally Posted by Dieseld

Well............Roy you say you're the Mastodon, is this really true?

Asking for a friend

Oggayea me oneha sahying--snow no stoppa freezn tingns off hunta animallss nolikea theesea.

" Isn't it a bit unnerving that how the physicians call what they do "Practice?"
George Carlin

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Peter De Vries

Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?