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    Has Clint Eastwood always played the part of a cantankerous old bastard?

    My son's question.

    No, he used to play cantankerous young bastards.

    My answer.
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    Life is not a problem. To look at it as a problem is to take a wrong step. It is a mystery to be lived, loved, experienced.

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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    Prehistoric conversation--

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    First primitive man--"Damn snow keeps coming"

    Second primitive man--"Don't worry it can't last forever"


    This was at the start of the last Ice Age--
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    Dude dies and is at the pearly gates.
    Talkin to the lord almighty himself he asks,
    “Lord, is it true that a second to you is like a million years to us?”
    Imagine James Earl Jones kinda voice,
    “That is true my son”
    The man replies,
    “And is it also true lord that a mere penny to you would be like a million dollars to us?”
    “Also true my son” replies the voice.
    The man smiles broadly as he asks!
    “Well lord, could you spare me a couple of pennies?”
    A pause.
    “Yes my son, just give me a minute.”

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    " There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought."

    - Laurence J. Peter.
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by cudarunner View Post
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    First primitive man--"Damn snow keeps coming"

    Second primitive man--"Don't worry it can't last forever"


    This was at the start of the last Ice Age--

    Well............Roy you say you're the Mastodon, is this really true?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dieseld View Post
    Well............Roy you say you're the Mastodon, is this really true?

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    Oggayea me oneha sahying--snow no stoppa freezn tingns off hunta animallss nolikea theesea.

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    " Isn't it a bit unnerving that how the physicians call what they do "Practice?"
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    Life is a zoo in a jungle.

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    Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
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