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  1. 02-25-2019, 01:28 PM #4641
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    " Between two evils, I always pick the one I havemn't tried before."

    -May West
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    Not everyone gets the same version of me.

    One person might tell you I'm an amazing beautiful soul.

    Another person will say I'm a cold hearted asshole-

    Believe them both, I act Accordingly.

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    " The most unpleasant thing about him is that if he isn't drunk, he's sober."

    W.B. Yeats
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    Life is truly a ride. We’re all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he’s ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just hang on to that bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair’s messed, you’re out of breath, and you didn’t throw up.

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    " A judge is a law student that marks his own examination papers."

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    "You know that you are getting older when you jump over the juicy parts to enjoy the book."
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    "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

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    " After crosses and losses, men grow humble and wise."

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    Our whole life is solving puzzles.

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    " Life is a joke, why make a joke of a joke? "

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