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    ""Life: An invariably fatal condition transmitted by sexual contact.""
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    ""Life: An invariably fatal condition transmitted by sexual contact.""
    Should that have been “fetal condition”?
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    "I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse."  --Dave Barry
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    Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    Fortune Cookie:
    ''Why you look here? Get off your ass!"
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    "Its like a finger pointing away to the moon. Dont concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."
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    Wise man once say... "One who falls asleep on stomach, wakes up with sore butt."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeT View Post
    Wise man once say... "One who falls asleep on stomach, wakes up with sore butt."
    That REALLY depends on who you sleep with Mike.

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    Not so wise man, going about it all the wrong way! Bummer!
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    Okay here's one.. Mixing old adages...
    "When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
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    "Man who sleeps on stomach, wakes up..."
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    "When in Rome, don't sleep on your stomach."


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