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10-03-2018, 12:10 PM #4141
""Life: An invariably fatal condition transmitted by sexual contact.""
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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10-03-2018, 12:28 PM #4142Senior Member
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“You must unlearn what you have learned.”
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10-03-2018, 03:22 PM #4143Senior Member
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Should that have been “fetal condition”?
Originally Posted by Geezer
Geezer likes this.David
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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10-03-2018, 03:42 PM #4144Contains ingredients
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"I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse." --Dave Barry
I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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10-04-2018, 09:52 AM #4145Giveaway Guy
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert HubbardLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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10-04-2018, 12:28 PM #4146
Fortune Cookie:
''Why you look here? Get off your ass!"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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10-04-2018, 01:44 PM #4147Senior Member
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"Its like a finger pointing away to the moon. Dont concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."
--Bruce Lee
Wise man once say... "One who falls asleep on stomach, wakes up with sore butt."“You must unlearn what you have learned.”
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10-04-2018, 08:23 PM #4148Giveaway Guy
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That REALLY depends on who you sleep with Mike. Originally Posted by MikeT
Butt some chose the wrong partners
Look sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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10-04-2018, 09:05 PM #4149
Not so wise man, going about it all the wrong way! Bummer!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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10-04-2018, 10:49 PM #4150Senior Member
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Okay here's one.. Mixing old adages...
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
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"Man who sleeps on stomach, wakes up..."
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"When in Rome, don't sleep on your stomach."
Au Au Au! I kill me!“You must unlearn what you have learned.”
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