Thread: Quip Of The Day

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Knocked on the door of the house I grew up in and asked "Do you mind if I look in my old room?" They both replied "No way", my parents are weird at times...

What can I say???..........................

Have a great weak end!
~Richard

So a German, a Czechoslovakian and a Texan go hunting for bear. They come across a Mama and Papa bear in the woods. Before they could shoot, two of them were eaten alive.
The Texan got away he called authorities and they tracked down the bears. They did manage to shoot one of them. They cut her open and there was the half digested German. The Texan rubs his chin and says, "I guess the Czech is in the Male".

Gaaaaaah

Sign of the Times....

Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods. H. L. Mencken

Did you hear about the recall on Butter Ball Turkeys?

They forgot to butter the balls!

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Originally Posted by Hirlau

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Me Too! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,