Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by MisterClean

So a pirate goes to get his ears pierced. He asks the lady "How much". She says "A Buccaneer".

For enough money I won't tell your lovely bride about this!

For enough money I'll stop telling these bad jokes.

Originally Posted by MisterClean

For enough money I'll stop telling these bad jokes.

And beer said to me "You should take a photo of that and post it on the internet"
But beer got it wrong, so very wrong...

......and Beer said, "Everybody wants to see it!"
But Beer got it wrong, so very wrong.....

Save some for pal bearers.

7 days without a pun makes one weak.

Was Betty Crocker a flour child

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Geezer, that's "RICH"!