Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Geezer

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.
~Richard

Ya, those dilletantes :beer:

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.

~Richard

Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.

~Richard

My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

'was cleaning the shop...I gave all my dead batteries away today… Free of charge

~Richard

A neutron walks into a bar and says "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you; no charge!"

There seems to be an ample supply of electricity currently available in my neighborhood.....

Watt are you trying to say?

No resistance to that idea.
;~Richard

Ohm my God!