Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Have you ever wondered;
Why there's Always more Horses Asses than Horses?

Not all are good hearted!
Oops:
Hoof hearted!

Last night I rowed to the movie Terminator: Genisys. Early on old Ahnold fought young Ahnold and it went down hill from there. It was a pretty awful attempt at capitalizing on the old movies and of course it involved a bit of time travel but there was one bit of humor resulting from that...

While the boys were building one of the time machine, they started chanting

"What do we want?"

--"A time machine!"

"When do we want it?"

--"It's irrelevant!"

Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."

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Originally Posted by 32t

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Strain thee not!!!

Originally Posted by Geezer

Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."

or sooner!

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours

- Yogi Berra

Originally Posted by Utopian

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours - Yogi Berra

When I was about 10 or so I remember my Granny reading the Pomeroy paper (The East Washingtonian) and apparently the Obituaries and she said:

"I must be getting old, don't know anyone who died".

""According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.""
~Richard

Originally Posted by Geezer

""According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.""
~Richard

I don't know about anyone else but to speak in front of more than a couple of people horrifies me.