Thread: Quip Of The Day

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.....

-- Baltasar Gracian,
writer and philosopher

People sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough not to give it.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

People sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough not to give it.


rs,
Tack

That there is good advice

Originally Posted by Tack

People sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough not to give it.
rs,
Tack

Easy for you to say!
~Richard

So, have you seen the video of the drunk, slapping the Uber driver?

We saw it on the news this morning, and they said the Drunk is suing.

My bride says, “I am so suing my uncle, because that’s what he would do to me and my cousins as he was driving, and we were in the back seat of his 57 Chevy, ducking for cover.

“Don’t make me stop this car.”

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.


rs,
Tack

Just found this photo of the underside of a coffee mug on Reddit.

..with liberty and justice for all.. who can afford it.


rs,
Tack

They say 1 million monkeys sitting at 1 million typewriters could produce the complete works of Shakespeare. The internet has clearly shown that to be incorrect.

James.

An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.


rs,
Tack