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    Sometimes a 'quip' needs a little picture background;

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    When competing for a section of road or a parking space, remember that the vehicle in need of the most body work has the right-of-way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mafuzul View Post
    its Hot...its really Hot...Its so damn Hot outside I can't wait for winter...which is only slightly less Hot.
    Well Winter is here and its f....n 88 degrees, but feels like I have my own personal sun over me following me wherever I go. some free advice gentleman, outside of tourist attractions and beaches, don't come done hear.
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    If its winter, you want summer, and visa versa. Make up your mind
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    We've all heard the quip "A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs."

    When Bill Murray heard that he said "Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."

    Clever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    When Bill Murray heard that he said "Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."
    I really think that Bill Murray should be the next James Bond.
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    My wife's back on the warpath. She was up for making a sex video last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mafuzul View Post
    Well Winter is here and its f....n 88 degrees, but feels like I have my own personal sun over me following me wherever I go. some free advice gentleman, outside of tourist attractions and beaches, don't come done hear.
    It's only slightly cooler-82- here in Texas! We are supposed to get a cold front in the next couple of days and the temperature will plummet into the 50s at night...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie1980 View Post
    It's only slightly cooler-82- here in Texas! We are supposed to get a cold front in the next couple of days and the temperature will plummet into the 50s at night...
    @Ernie , We gotz 82°F here.
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