Thread: Quip Of The Day

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

“The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Use and Misuse of Children

"To suspend disbelief for but a moment, is often enough to lift ones spirit, for eternity."
--Dr L.C.Wilde

Edit: in case curious.. these are written by my best friend and brother who reluctantly allows me to post his writings that he writes only for friends and family short stories and philosophical musings. Note: sometimes he writes when drunk or hyped up on coffee! Lol

“Legends often seem much less legendary when you are taking part in them.”
― Julius Bailey, Toils of the Valiant: Book Two of the Chronicles of Vrandalin

"The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets."   --Will Rogers

"Some days I fel so low that things can be seen only by looking up!"
~Geezer

This quip comes with illustration:

"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
--Lewis Grizzard

Originally Posted by Geezer

"Some days I fel so low that things can be seen only by looking up!"
~Geezer

Copy that, or as Calvin said "..some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help!"

" Since everything you love is going to die, why not make that life as pleasant as possible? "

A book of aphorisms.