Thread: Quip Of The Day

" All the important things in my life happened to me while I was heading someplace else!"

G MacAllister. (Jack McDevitt)

How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller

" Appellation is not the same as self image. "

Zen
FI, I prefer Richard to Dick . . . I've been called both. Each, when used as a noun, has a differencein meaning !
,~geezer

Every time you call meat juices blood, a bell rings and a teenager becomes a vegan.

Seen at an online site concerning cooking temps and finished products---

If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the way they do?

" . . . there are no U-haul s in a funeral procession. '

Pickers

Originally Posted by dimab

If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the way they do?

Ever see a walrus?

Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.

" If you've seen one Santa, you've seen a mall."
meme

" I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing."

Sad...