Thread: Quip Of The Day

“Politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed often, and for the same reasons.”
-Mark Twain

"You know, when you play spin the bottle if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter.

Hell by the time I was twelve, I owned my own home".

Phyllis Diller

A recent survey showed that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men that mention it.

Heard on my online radio station 'Rockabilly Radio'

" Sometimes, stupid has to be reminded, that stupid is, as stupid does." Forest Gump
From a member's post

" . . . Trying to fit in can make a man a slave to whomever is in power . . . "

LE Modesitt. author

" fame is fleeting . . . obscurity is forever. "
Morning comic strip . . .

" Local squirrels are acting like politicians . . . Plenty of nuts and they fight to control access."


~Richard

Politics - the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.
-- Oscar Ameringer

. . .Hatred is a form of faith . . . distilled by passion to remove all rationality . . .
L. E. M author

Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
-- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Juan"