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    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

    George Carlin
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    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    Quote Originally Posted by DZEC View Post
    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

    George Carlin
    Yep. My favorite comedian of all times.
    I used to have this hanged on a wall in my office (I used to work in a large organization):
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    I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
    ― J.D. Salinger
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    " Bedfellows make strange politicians! "
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    "Politically correct" is an oxymoron; nothing political is correct.
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
    -- Woody Allen, "Side Effects"
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    Never try to teach a pig to fly, it wastes your time, and annoys the pig

    My old man, as far as I know.
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    " When the clock stops . . . it is usually the wrong time. "
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    This can apply to people too!

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    Information and data are like food . . . until digested, there's no way to know what is useful and what is s/&t.

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