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    War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.
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    'A tattoo on a beautiful woman is equivalent to a bumper sticker on a Ferrari'

    Wiz
    'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'

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    Quote Originally Posted by cudarunner View Post
    Obsession is the name lazy people give to dedication.
    Laziness is the name dumb people give to contemplation.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pithor View Post
    Laziness is the name dumb people give to contemplation.

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
    -- Charlie McCarthy

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    'Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about completely'

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    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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    'Experience is like a comb for a bald-headed man'

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    When I have a panic attack I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...

    and drink all the bourbon inside.
    It seems to help.
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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    A bird in the hand is worth a sanitary wipe or two.
    "The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."

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