Thread: Quip Of The Day

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the best lawyer"

Robert Frost

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt"

Mark Twain

" I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that..."

When up to your chin in fecal matter . . . it may be a good idea to keep the mouth shut!

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Brandolini’s law: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"

Albert Einstein

“Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.”

Forrest Gump