Thread: Quip Of The Day

He who laughs, lasts.

'The farsighted see the terrain features the that cause the nearsighted to stumble. '

TGIF . . . it's been a nibbled to death by ducks week!

Not really a quip. Sent to me by the DJ on Rockabilly Radio:

Picked up a hitch hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.

After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer?

I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same care were extremely unlikely.

In the same vein:

When the statistician was arrested after being discovered with a bomb in his carry on bag, he explained, “I know they chance of there being one bomb on an airplane, but the probability there are two is extremely low. I was just trying to improve my odds of arriving safely.”

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-- Mike Romanoff

"A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently, it wasn't first place".

Steven Wright

" Doesn't willful stupidity border on insanity? "

LEModesitt ... author

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

"If these past few weeks have taught us anything - it's that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet"

Anon.