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    He who laughs, lasts.

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    'The farsighted see the terrain features the that cause the nearsighted to stumble. '
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    TGIF . . . it's been a nibbled to death by ducks week!
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Not really a quip. Sent to me by the DJ on Rockabilly Radio:

    Picked up a hitch hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.

    After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer?

    I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same care were extremely unlikely.
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

    Kim X

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    In the same vein:

    When the statistician was arrested after being discovered with a bomb in his carry on bag, he explained, “I know they chance of there being one bomb on an airplane, but the probability there are two is extremely low. I was just trying to improve my odds of arriving safely.”
    David
    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
    -- Mike Romanoff

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    "A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently, it wasn't first place".

    Steven Wright
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

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    " Doesn't willful stupidity border on insanity? "

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    Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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    "If these past few weeks have taught us anything - it's that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet"

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    'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'

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