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  1. 08-07-2020, 01:30 AM #5081
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    Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry
    - Bill Cosby
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    We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience
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    New home emergency medical kit:
    "Sut-ur-Self "
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    The law of biomechanics:

    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the length of your arm.
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    " When phishing, the best bait for a man . . . is money! "

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    " stooping low is easy . . . rising above baseness is much more rare. "

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    "Do. Or do not. There is no try"

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    "The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now"

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    "Very impressive resume Mr Hendrix, but are you experienced?"
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