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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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12-30-2020, 07:52 PM #5111
"It's a lot easier to stir crap up than it is to get it to settle"
Andy Dalziel'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'
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01-06-2021, 08:25 PM #5112
"Those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside"
JFK'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'
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01-06-2021, 09:01 PM #5113
I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
“Wherever you’re going never take an idiot with you, you can always find one when you get there.”
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01-06-2021, 11:08 PM #5114
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Thanked: 174According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
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01-06-2021, 11:15 PM #5115
I remember when I was about 10-12 years old and my beloved Granny Davis was looking through our very small town's newspaper when she said;
"Must be getting old, don't know nobody that died".
She was a simple woman with a 2nd grade education but she successfully ran the farm after her husband passed away in 1953 till she passed away in 1975. I really miss her; as the first grandchild she spoiled me rotten.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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01-08-2021, 09:17 PM #5116
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Thanked: 1587It's not what you know. It's not who you know. It's what who you know thinks you know.
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01-08-2021, 11:02 PM #5117
That dude is something else. Like a dry brisket with catsup.
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01-08-2021, 11:57 PM #5118
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01-10-2021, 06:47 PM #5119
“Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.”
Wilson Mizner'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'
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01-10-2021, 09:30 PM #5120
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.