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    "It's a lot easier to stir crap up than it is to get it to settle"

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    "Those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside"

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    I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
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    According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.

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    I remember when I was about 10-12 years old and my beloved Granny Davis was looking through our very small town's newspaper when she said;

    "Must be getting old, don't know nobody that died".

    She was a simple woman with a 2nd grade education but she successfully ran the farm after her husband passed away in 1953 till she passed away in 1975. I really miss her; as the first grandchild she spoiled me rotten.
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    It's not what you know. It's not who you know. It's what who you know thinks you know.

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    That dude is something else. Like a dry brisket with catsup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spazola View Post
    That dude is something else. Like a dry brisket with catsup.
    worst part is, there is some yankee that is going to be saying "yum".
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    If you're wondering I'm probably being sarcastic.

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    “Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.”

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    The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

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