Thread: Quip Of The Day

They say that we can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues...I don't even know eight people without issues.

There's a light at the end of the tunnel----I just hope it ain't no train----------------

Can’t remember where I read this. It might’ve been here, but what the heck.

When COVID-19 lockdown measures were put in place in Finland, social groups were initially limited to gatherings of at most 10 people. When asked what he thought about that, one mayor responded that when the lockdown was over he’d be very happy to return to the normal Finish social gathering size of 5.

" Verify before you amplify"

Anon.

"Always be nice to people who have access to your toothbrush"

Anon.

True story:
When she was little my daughter asked me, "Daddy, why are you drinking wine in the shower?" I answered her, "Because we're out of beer."

Originally Posted by welshwizard

"Always be nice to people who have access to your toothbrush"

Anon.

Same principle is why I'm always nice to the waiter out waitress. Well, not the only reason.

Originally Posted by welshwizard

"Always be nice to people who have access to your toothbrush"

Anon.

"You only need to clean four places; Arm pits, A--hole, Crotch and Teeth and if you want to save some time, use the same brush". George Carlin

"Be careful whose toes you step on today, they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.''

"Truth is a judgement placed on the facts and not the facts themselves, a point irrelevant to politicians and pathological liars ..."

L.E.Modesitt, jr.