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    He who would pun would pick a pocket... looks like we have a pickpocket in our midst boys, get a rope!
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    'A pun is the highest form of humor, It changes the view of all who don't yet have the aversion to thought."

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    A good pun is its own reword.
    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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    The truth is that I'm not quick enough for puns! Lol
    I can be clever, but only if I have enough time to think about it, so puns go right over my head most of the time.
    I've always considered puns to be reserved for the English, and Dads.
    So I'm hoping that "Dad Power" will flow into my brain soon..
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    Just saw this online--

    In search of fresh vegetable puns;

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    Beets me how you collard the posts. Any thyme you can turnip answers is o kale with me.

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    Another take on an old adage..

    "Teach a man to fish, and you liberate him from the tyrant that you may have become, were you to simply feed him generosity."
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    "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."  --Thomas Edison
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    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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