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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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09-07-2018, 09:38 PM #4041
He who would pun would pick a pocket... looks like we have a pickpocket in our midst boys, get a rope!
“You must unlearn what you have learned.”
– Yoda
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09-08-2018, 01:40 AM #4042
'A pun is the highest form of humor, It changes the view of all who don't yet have the aversion to thought."
Just me musing
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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09-08-2018, 03:58 PM #4043
A good pun is its own reword.
I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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09-08-2018, 04:39 PM #4044
The truth is that I'm not quick enough for puns! Lol
I can be clever, but only if I have enough time to think about it, so puns go right over my head most of the time.
I've always considered puns to be reserved for the English, and Dads.
So I'm hoping that "Dad Power" will flow into my brain soon..
“You must unlearn what you have learned.”
– Yoda
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09-08-2018, 05:30 PM #4045
Just saw this online--
In search of fresh vegetable puns;
Lettuce KnowOur house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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09-08-2018, 10:56 PM #4046
Beets me how you collard the posts. Any thyme you can turnip answers is o kale with me.
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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09-09-2018, 03:28 AM #4047
And Then....
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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09-09-2018, 12:22 PM #4048
Another take on an old adage..
"Teach a man to fish, and you liberate him from the tyrant that you may have become, were you to simply feed him generosity."
--Serial Philosopher“You must unlearn what you have learned.”
– Yoda
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09-10-2018, 12:25 AM #4049
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09-11-2018, 02:12 AM #4050
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." --Thomas Edison
I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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