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    “Peace begins with a smile..”
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    'Nuf politics...now!
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    Sorry Richard, no offense meant by it, sometimes my humor is a little rough.
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    “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
    ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    " The measure of a man is not his strength, his reach, his color, but it is his self."
    Old proverb
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    Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.


    ― Leo Tolstoy
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    Dogs can't operate MRI scanners but catscan
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    I was tryin' to figure out which is worse,ignorance or apathy...Then I realized I don't know and I don't care...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bartds View Post
    Dogs can't operate MRI scanners but catscan
    Wrong thread. Should be in puns or dogs.
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    “Whatever you are, be a good one.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    My best friends toast at my wedding, I thought it was hilarious and great, yet it was not well received by others!

    "Possibility is like a little dog humping an elephants leg, it never forgets to dream big!"
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    Gotta love the imagery! Lol
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