Thread: Quip Of The Day

Herpe Farters Day!

Power is poison. Its effect on Presidents has been always tragic, chiefly as an almost indecent excitement at first, and a worse reaction afterwards; but also because no mind is so well balanced as to bear the strain of seizing unlimited force without habit or knowledge of it; and finding it disputed with him by hungry packs of wolves and hounds whose lives depend on snatching the carrion.
- Henry Adams, The Education of Henry Adams

Where's the most Ironic Place To Die?

The Living Room.

An old Marine Pilot sat down in a Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flightjacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, "are you a real pilot"?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

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I lifted this off of Reddit. It's just too good to pass up...

An Army Specialist was denied leave to go to a baby shower because his CO said "Men don't go to baby showers", so he changed his reason.

Saw this today...and I found it HUMOROUS as the saying goes.....

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.

Have you ever wondered;
Why there's Always more Horses Asses than Horses?

EARTH without ART is just EH........