Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Euclid440

Have a friend, who years ago got a divorce and was living alone. ...snip...
He said, he usually got his laundry done for him, and if he was lucky…

He were not the only one to do that!!!

~Richard

So, my wife was reading the news on her I Pad. She said, listen to this, some nut, is going to jump out of a helicopter, without a wing suit or parachute, at 25,000 feet, aiming for a net.

I asked, is he changing his name?

To what? She asked.

Spot…

A man walks into a bar with a loaded 1911, he puts one round into the ceiling. He yells, " I've got 7 rounds left, whose been fucking my wife"?
A voice from the back of the room says, "You're going to need more ammo"!

So, on a weekend politico, talk show, some guy said of Hilarious Clinton and her doubling down and lying, about not having lied to the American people, and congress, “Liar, Liar, Pantsuit on Fire…

Programmers wife "can you go to the store and get a bottle of milk, and if they have eggs get 6".
Programmer returns with 6 bottles of milk.

Stole this off of FB. You probably will have to be over a certain age to get this ;

Originally Posted by JimmyHAD

Stole this off of FB. You probably will have to be over a certain age to get this ;

....when she's ten feet tall....

Remember what the dormouse said.

So, my two-and-a-half-year-old, granddaughter is a pistol and smart as a whip. Scary smart, she goes 100 miles an hour, all day long.

We were in a store the other day, she was seated in a cart and reached for something on the shelf. I told her, “Whoa, whoa, whoa. How, do we look at things?”

She looks at me and said, “We look with our eyes, not with our hands”, and smiled.

Then she looked at me, with a serious look, “But, Grandpa, sometimes, I like to look with my hands.”

I know what she means…

If the the number 666 is considered evil; then technically the root of all evil is 25.8069758

~ Richard