Thread: Quip Of The Day

“The essential intention is the real sin. A man who cannot choose ceases to be a man.”
― Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange

"Bedfellows make strange politicians."

“Something I am wondering:
if you cannot hear
do you have no sounds
in your head?

Do you see
a
silent
movie”
― Sharon Creech, Hate That Cat

" If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there..is there a noise?"
Anon

If a man speaks in the forest, and his wife isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Originally Posted by Utopian

If a man speaks in the forest, and his wife isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong?

According to her..... Always

Pete <:-}

Originally Posted by Utopian

If a man speaks in the forest, and his wife isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Ive heard this one in another form but very close to the same. I asked the wife when i heard it before, she said he was still wrong. Go figure.

I've gotten used to being wrong all the time. So it's not really an issue for me

“Reflect your thoughts and watch others mirror them back to you.”
― Stephen Richards

I’ve learned that if my wife makes a mistake, it’s a mistake! It’s an anomaly! It could happen to anyone! Whereas if I make a mistake, that’s indicative of a larger pattern of stupidity to which I am genetically predisposed.

John Wing, comedian