Thread: Quip Of The Day

"And the sign said, "Everybody welcome. Come in, kneel down and pray"
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me. I'm alive and doin' fine"

5 Man Electrical Band

At the rental car place, when I saw that overpriced heap, the attendant said..it only Hertz for a little while.

"The Devil wears a suit and tie"

Colter Wall

“Farewell has a sweet sound of reluctance. Good-by is short and final, a word with teeth sharp to bite through the string that ties past to the future.”
― John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent

"Son, Life is more than black and white, but don't linger in the grey too long, life will become confusing."

My Dad

^^^ That is such a true statement. Thanks!!

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

--Andy Bernard, The Office

"I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in food."

Julia Child

“Respect for self is the beginning of cultivating virtue in men and women.”
― Gordon B. Hinckley

"When you're out to get the honey you don't go killing all the bees.."

Joe Strummer.