Thread: Quip Of The Day

If I told you I was good,you'd probably think I was boasting. If I told you I was no good you'd know I was lying.
~ Bruce Lee

The greatest cause of divorce, is marriage.

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.
-Stephen King

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

George Carlin

I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer.
—Aryeh Frimer

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
—Anon

Wise people learn when they can; fools learn when they must.

-Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington

After donning one shoe, he looked around; wondering what to do with the other.....

You can do anything, but not everything.
—David Allen