Thread: Quip Of The Day

“I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:
1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”


― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

Talking to a friend this AM..his accurate quip:
" Really gets me how many undone projects I''ve finished rather than do the project am supposed to be doing..."

~Richard

And one more...
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx

Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.
—Alfred A. Montapert

"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
Robert Benchley.

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
—Bill Cosby

"We succeed in enterprises which demand the positive qualities we possess. but we excel in those which can also make use of our defects."
Alexis de Tocqueville

If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
—Joe Martin

“If you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”

- Will Rogers

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."

-Stephen Hawking