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  1. 03-25-2018, 09:20 AM #3441
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    The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
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    " Work is man's most natural form of relaxation."
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    "I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down' ".
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    As you slide down the bannister of life...
    May all the splinters be pointed in the right direction.

    Old Irish proverb

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    The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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    “Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?”

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    " If we had more time for discussion we would probably have made a great many more mistakes."
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    Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
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    " We never do anything 'till we cease to think about the manner of doing it."
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    You’re making me think with that quip Richard
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