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    I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.

    - Arthur C. Clarke
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    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    Those that fart in church...sit in their own phew
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    And open windows became a destinck pleasure.
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    And open windows became a destinck pleasure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    And open windows became a destinck pleasure.
    Was that incense-itive? Might altar your experience.
    David
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    Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    "To have realized your dream makes you feel lost."

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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching
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    " Silence is the unbeatable repartee."
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    "I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member."

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