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  1. 04-11-2018, 09:44 AM #3501
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    I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dieseld View Post
    Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
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    Do not seek to follow in the boots of the men of old; They are second hand and they had weird shaped feet, and didn't clip their toenails correctly. Buy new boots...

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    The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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    Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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    "You can run a million miles, but you will never out run your name."
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    If you think of a good fish pun.

    Let minnow.
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    Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onimaru55 View Post
    If you think of a good fish pun.

    Let minnow.
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    I was pulled over by the police, he asked me," your eyes look red to me , have you been smoking weed?" I responded, " your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
    “ I,m getting the impression that everyone thinks I have TIME to fix their bikes”
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