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    What worries you, masters you.

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    the problem with political jokes is that they sometimes get elected
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haroldg48 View Post
    In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria -- Ben Franklin
    Till well into the 20th century the only liquid safe to drink in many places was ale or beer. The water was bad and the minor addition of the brews' alcohol did a fair job of protecting folks. Yes, Feeding the baby Ale was common and the grain residue was nourishing. A very common breakfast of the working class.
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    And they didn't live long enough to worry that their livers might go bad.
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