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  1. 03-10-2016, 03:21 AM #3001
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    not even remotely funny...but it found a funny bone!
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    A man walks into a café and orders a cup of coffee. He takes a sip and yells at the waitress, "This coffee taste like mud"!!!
    The waitress yells back, "It ought to, it was ground yesterday"!!!
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    A shave is like a good joke; It makes you smile and forget about everything else for a short time.
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    I've got to stop saying "How stupid can you be?".

    Too many people are taking it as a challenge!

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    Then it becomes a competition.
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    I was given a guitar, as a kid, at about the same time that Eric Clapton got his first guitar. It worked out for Eric, that’s all I’m saying. You know in a way, it did not for me.

    I could not get this thing to work, no matter how often or hard, I blew into it.

    It just wouldn’t work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euclid440 View Post
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    I could not get this thing to work, no matter how often or hard, I blew into it.
    It just wouldn’t work.Ken Robinson, Bring on the learning revolution!
    Aw, your just stringing us along!

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    What do you call an ISIS Elvis impersonator? Amal Shookup!
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    A Trump meme?

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    For me, the most profound quote this year...

    Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team
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